Why didn't I think of that?

Super clean, trick, integrated lights and handlebar.  Helios.

A new standard :-/

Just what the world needed - a new cassette standard.

http://www.xddriverbody.com/

Add it to the list of wacky crap nobody actually needs, like BBRight: http://www.slowtwitch.com/Tech/Bottom_Bracket_Standards_2573.html

Pro Road Team Racing on Steel

Everything old is new again

http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/photos/rapha-condor-jlt-steel-and-carbon-racing-bikes-gallery/

The Worst of Both Worlds

I love wacky mechanical inventions.  This one will go down in history and end up in a coffee table picture book like Cyclepedia.

TRP HY/RD

The weight of hydralics with the (un)reliability of cables.

Photo sniped from bikeradar.com

If I were to design my coat of arms...

It might look something like this:

Why fixies are good for cycling

Cross California

Note what Tim Johnson is riding:

2011 Tour of California — Intro from RAPHA on Vimeo.