Earthday Warning - You will get hit by a bat

I got this handy pamphlet today.  It was a how-to guide meant to get people to take more trips by bicycle.

I'm afraid that this picture probably isn't helping the cause:

Of all the hazards I've faced while commuting by bike, baseball bat wielding sociopaths has not yet been one of them.  How about some detail on the hazards of cell phone texting while riding?  Now that I see all the time.